mistruth

A statement that is true yet misleading.

Our web site dedicated to dispel the mistruths propogated in their campaign.

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Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

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mylf

Mom you'd like to fuck. Just like milf except it removed you from the wanting to fuck her. Useful for talking about relatives you wouldn't actually want to fuck.

My mom's a mylf, dumbass.

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sweetercornet87

Best Minecraft player

Sweetercornet87 is the best player in existence.

caribou

Caribou Coffee. Midwest-US coffee house, similar to Starbucks

Yo, you wanna hang out at Caribou after class?

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BSM

Benilde-St. Margaret's High School. Hard-knock private school in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. Notorious for in-school crime, ie. students stealing Otis Spunkmeyer cookies from the "slow lady".

Did you seem those thugs from BSM drunk drankin' da mocha at Caribou?

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neowinian

A term used to describe rich, white boys who gather to whine about their pathetic problems at Neowin.

Rednecks are also usually common, as well as the shunned warez monkeys.

Huezo: OMG guys, some jerks dented my eyeeePod. Even though I already have 2 more, I'm still gonna ring up Apple and pay $279 for a new case. I'm so ruined :(

cwalker: LOLz, you guys can't believe what I just did. I ripped off my father by a couple hundred dollars by selling him a FX-53. All he wanted was a faster computer and all he needed was to get rid of that spyware crap. hehe, now I'm one step closer to my car and now I'm bragging about it to a forum
I'm so evil...hehe

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