Sage

A sage is a very wonderful being - they make the best out of whatever life hands them and focuses on other people’s happiness more then their own. Sage’s are very fun creatures and happen to love snake milk. If you ever find one, you must befriend them for they make wonderful friends. Sage’s are fun, kind, intelligent, unique, and can make the entire world smile with their personality.

Look at that Sage and her 10 pet snakes!!

She’s crazy

No she isn’t - she just wants some snake milk!!

Oooh I want some!!

Let’s befriend her!!

tsmte

A holiday taking place on December 13 each year. It stands for the five layers of the atmosphere. Tsmte is a very happy holiday.

Pronounced: (tis) (meh) (taa)

1. Happy tsmte!
2. Tis a very happy tsmte

yesety

yesety - very much yes
or
yesety - yes

1. Meepster: shalst we have some tea your hgighness

Queen meepster: Yesety

2. Meepster 1: Wanna have a sleepover???

Meepster 2: Yestey yes yes

BONUS:

3. Meepster1: Wanna have a sleepover???

Meepster 2: Yestey yes yes

Meepster 3: Very yesety indeed.

EXTRA BONUS:

*Meepster gets a pay raise*
Meepster: YESETYYYYYYYYYY

Turmousaladuck

Turmousaladuck: A beautiful creature that exists as a combination between a turtle, mouse, llama, and duck. Turmousaladucks have never been spotted by any human, though they live on Earth. They live forever and are quite friendly - most of them at least (Dun DUn DUUUUnnnnn)

Meepster 1: *GASP*
Meepster 2: *looks at meepster 1 weirdly*
Meepster 1: DID YOU SEE THAT TURMOUSALADUCK
Meepster 2: No.....

*Momentary silence*
Meepster 2: WAIT YOU SAW A TURMOUSALADUCK?? BUT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ONE
Meepster 1: I know!! isn't this awesome!!
Meepster 2: WE'RE GONNA BE RIIICCHHHHH
Meepster 1: YESETYYYYYYYY

Sorry I know that was long and probably boring. Anyways. LONG LIVE TURMOUSALADUCKSSSS!!!!!!!!