Turmousaladuck

Turmousaladuck: A beautiful creature that exists as a combination between a turtle, mouse, llama, and duck. Turmousaladucks have never been spotted by any human, though they live on Earth. They live forever and are quite friendly - most of them at least (Dun DUn DUUUUnnnnn)

Meepster 1: *GASP*
Meepster 2: *looks at meepster 1 weirdly*
Meepster 1: DID YOU SEE THAT TURMOUSALADUCK
Meepster 2: No.....

*Momentary silence*
Meepster 2: WAIT YOU SAW A TURMOUSALADUCK?? BUT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ONE
Meepster 1: I know!! isn't this awesome!!
Meepster 2: WE'RE GONNA BE RIIICCHHHHH
Meepster 1: YESETYYYYYYYY

Sorry I know that was long and probably boring. Anyways. LONG LIVE TURMOUSALADUCKSSSS!!!!!!!!

Turmousaladuck

Since 2021 when I originally defined “turmousaladuck”, more discoveries have been made - turmousaladucks are not only a wonderful creature with the body of a llama, shell of a turtle, beak and wings of a duck, and tail of a mouse, but they also are the solutions to many world problems. Their spit contains rare elements with amazing medicinal properties, but their shells also grant one wish to whoever inherits them (when a turmousaladuck trusts you, it can give you its shell - this is the highest honor one can receive in turmousaladuck society)

Rebekah: Hey kyle! What’s that shell you got there?

Kyle: it’s from my friend chorky, the turmousaladuck

Rebekah: no way - that’s sick!