Open Sesame

Command that readies the vagina for intercourse.

I make sure to call out loudly "OPEN SESAME" any time I get a chick's pants off.

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Herpe Burpies

When a chick's herpes creates pockets of gas that release into her pussy and she queefs them out.

For some strange reason in my drunken stupor, I almost went down on her. But then I heard her fuckin' herpe burpies and I promptly ran the hell out of there.

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