Pepperoni Throat

A Pepperoni Throat is when one individual slice of Pepperoni slaps the back of your throat, lodging itself into your jugular. Then creating a burning sensation causing your uvula to burn. Drinking milk, or peeling the lodged Pepperoni fromantic the back of the throat cures Pepperoni Throat.

Damn, I got a bad case of Pepperoni Throat.

Ohhh, no. Did you get Pepperoni throated again?