Sandeep

Amazing guy, always is dating some chick or the other. He also does 5 different courses, is a Harvard Graduate and won't tattle on you. He will never snitch on you, even if it's a murder, he doesn't do drugs, he deals them, he doesn't have a car, he steals them. He's Giga chad with big pp energy radiating out of him, the color of the atmosphere is due to his insanely huge big pp aura.

John: Yo dude, I wanna ask monke out, how should i do it?
Jamal: Be Sandeep.