theatre major

Major you pick when you want to party through college on your daddy's money. Legitimized by the fact that something like 0.01% of theatre majors might get a guest spot as a dead person on CSI.

Irma: why man do we 'doth bestride the narrow world as a...
Random guy: I said no ketchup on my burger! no ketchup!!
Irma: to be or not to be?
Random guy: d*** theatre majors.

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