Coxville

The unattainable standard for mankind. A beacon of unadulterated manliness. A refined renaissance man and pursuant of the arts.

Honey, why can’t you be more like Coxville

DONKed

to DONK, DONKing

(verb)
To deny so adamantly that one does it three consecutive times.

Immediately a rooster crowed and Peter remembered what he had been told,

“Before the rooster crows you will have DONKed me.”

(NUDT - The New Urban Dictionary Translation)

MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.

Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...

sQUIGLEYing

(verb)
1. The act of fetching a doctors coffee rapidly, and without hesitation.
2. To refer to Dr. J Holmes as “daddy”.

Do me!!!! (sQUIGLEYing away)

McNeill

A guy who randomly interjects quality comedic material into a group text to after a 3 month hiatus, as if he had been contributing the whole time.

HAHAHHAHAHA... I am glad to see you are still alive McNeill.

GILLISPIEing

(verb)
The act of closely standing behind another golfer in an attempt to teach them how to swing, even though that person is notably better than you at golf.

SYNONYMS: Groping; Assaulting; Poking

Hey?!?? Quit GILLISPIEing me!!! It’s not even my turn!!!

Gaybert Gillipsy

Your friend that you have verified is straight but still makes you uncomfortable when he are standing behind you.

Gaybert Gillipsy, don’t touch me there!?!