(n.) an ancient acronym historians attribute to an individual who is a beacon of masculinity; youâre unreachable standard; youâre unachievable goal; a legend of legends; a hero of heroes
Stone Tablet: JWC
Historian/Archeologist: I feel unworthy to interpret this hieroglyphâ¦
to DONK, DONKing
(verb)
To deny so adamantly that one does it three consecutive times.
Immediately a rooster crowed and Peter remembered what he had been told,
âBefore the rooster crows you will have DONKed me.â
(NUDT - The New Urban Dictionary Translation)
The unattainable standard for mankind. A beacon of unadulterated manliness. A refined renaissance man and pursuant of the arts.
Honey, why canât you be more like Coxville
(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, canât you see that I am MIKE-Oâing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
(verb)
1. The act of fetching a doctors coffee rapidly, and without hesitation.
2. To refer to Dr. J Holmes as âdaddyâ.
(verb)
The act of closely standing behind another golfer in an attempt to teach them how to swing, even though that person is notably better than you at golf.
SYNONYMS: Groping; Assaulting; Poking
Hey?!?? Quit GILLISPIEing me!!! Itâs not even my turn!!!
A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.
âThey call me Dr. Holmes...â