Antisocial media

Antisocial media refers to social media sites that are less mainstream and are associated more with dark, antisocial types. Think Reddit or 4Chan.

"Hey man you got a reddit account?"

"Fuck no! I would never use an antisocial media site."

Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

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Introomer

Introvert doomer

A doomer who is happy being alone

Introomer: "I don't have any friends but I do have a nice champaign for this lovely New Year's!"

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Brap

A girl fart

"My girlfriend let out a huge brap last night. God it was fucking awful!"

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Eric and Dylan

(Verb)

To cause mischeif with a friend

"Hey wanna go Eric and Dylan up my friends minecraft base?"

"Sure!"

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Sportaplaneology

Sportaplaneology is the study of making memes where clips of lazytown are edited with 9/11 footage to make the illusuion that a lazytown character flew a plane or airship into the twin towers on September 11th, 2001.

"Dude look at this lazytown 9/11 meme I made"

"It appears you have mastered the art of sportaplaneology."

Stagamer

Mix of the term stagnate and gamer.

The stagamer likes his games the way he likes his brain, cold and dead. Nothing new added or removed.

You'll see a lot of stagamers on steam discussions. They will always find a way to make even the best community suggestions for a game sound like a terrible idea, and nothing can convince them otherwise.

They don't care if the devs themselves add in any features, but they love to find flaws with suggestions from the players.

Most of them are narcissistic and/or toxic.

If you have a cool idea for a game being developed and want to talk about it with other players, be ready for a stagamer to pop up. They WILL be there to ruin your idea.

It doesn't matter how much you try to adjust youe suggestion to fit their criticism. They will always think your idea is trash. There is nothing you can do.

*On steam discussions for a small indie game*

Gamer: "I think it would be neat if you added in a shotgun into this game! It would help it grow and attract more players!"

Stagamer: "No! Shotguns are TERRIBLE and ruin the game!"

Gamer: "Oh, well I also thought perhaps an ak47 could be added i-"

Stagamer: "NO. It's way too powerful!"

Gamer: "But I haven't even said what stats this stuff will have ye-"

Stagamer: "NO. YOUR IDEAS ARE TERRIBLE. THIS GAME IS PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS AND SHOULD NEVER BE CHANGED."

*1 Week later...*

*Developer ads in shorgun and ak47*

Stagamer: "Wow! Great idea! This game sucked beforehand!"

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