Texas

Texas? Only steers and queers come from there.

Hartman: "Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir!"
Hartman: "HOLY DOGSHIT, Texas? Only Steers and Queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck Dicks?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "Are you a peanut puffer?"
Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!"
Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you."

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