Shikimori

Cutest girlfriend ever, but she is not only cute she is badass. She is wanted by both men and women. She has identifying pink hair, and blue eyes. However, she is already taken by Sunny from Omori.

Yuxuan: "OMG I wish Shikimori was mine."

Darkness

Girl from Konosuba. Always Horny, lord of Horny, queen of Horny.

Uzair: "Bro is that Darkness!"

Yuxuan: "Horny..."

Jolly Wolly

He finally go to stick it in him, and he put it in the wrong hole. Oh look at you, you’ve gone from daddy to DADDY! All because you wanted this some women. And here it is folk the return of JOLLY WOLLY!

(The nickname that Alucard gave to Walter the Butler in Hellsing).

Alucard: “It’s a blast from your past, with that sass and loli-ass! Jolly Wolly I know why you sold your soul, all because you wanted to hear ‘Yameta Walter-san!’”

Uzui

This man only loves 6 things in this life. The 6 things that are in possession of his 3 wives. 😳🥵😉

Yuxuan: “OMG I wish Uzui liked me!”

Anos

King of Demons. Gets wives at the age of 1 months. Is a chick magnet.

Uzair: "That man is literally Anos in the flesh!"

Aizen

It was my plan since you were born that you would search this on Urban Dictionary.

Aizen: "Hado 90: Kurohitsugi!"

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Alucard

“When Hope is gone, Undo this lock… And send me forth on a Moonlit walk!”

Most badass vampire to EVER exist. From the anime Hellsing Ultimate.

Yuxuan: “Bro, Alucard is so hot! 🥵😳”
Uzair: “Nah, Alucard is a vampire so he can’t be hot!”