KIA'd

When some jackass in a Kia hits you hard enough to leave a mark. Not to be confused with KIA.

Guy 1: "Dude, why'd you miss school yesterday?"
Guy 2: *in a full body cast* "I got fucking KIA'd."

Bronze Star

When someone sits on another person's chest with a dirty asshole, leaving a brown star shape on them.

She was a freaky bitch, so I awarded her the Bronze Star

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