clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

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foaming seabiscuit

(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.

A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"

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Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

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girl, interrupted

(adj) (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.

Shit got crazy, I mean; girl, interrupted.

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wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

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pussy brillo

Pussy hair that is coarse, like a brillo taco or a brillo pad, and usually leaving brillo burns on the man's stomach and/or rod, which would be rod rash.

Pussy brillo can rub a man raw.

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