wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

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knotty grin

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.

1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.

Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

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foaming seabiscuit

(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.

A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"

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chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.

I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.

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smurf muffin

(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.

I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.

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shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.

Come on baby, give me shit helmet.

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