bleeding eye

Become red Sans

Owen fucking punched me in the eye and now I have a bleeding eye like I’m red Sans!

4443

The year where you will finally get a Life

It’s 4443 Michael, get a fucking life! oh, your dead.

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sussy motherfucker

When a kid is the imposter, and throws a tantrum when he gets caught

“Shut the fuck up Jefferson! You were the impostor!” Jefferson: “No!!!! No I am not!!!!!!!” “I should have gotten you aborted you when I had the chance you sussy motherfucker!!!!

white tv

Does not exist because all the people at the tv factories are black

“Man you got the new white tv?!” “Jonathan, did you forget to take your schizophrenia pills again?”