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When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.
Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.
Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.
6π 4π
A satanic peice of machinerey that can move people to and from any point in the space time continueum... or the grand canyon...
*Pushes Button* FWOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH *Clicks Button* "JESUS CHRIST","A NEBULEA!"
28π 18π
when you have a piece of chewing tobacco place inbetween your lip and gum
Did you see Gary Sheffield packing a fatty in the baseball game.
44π 19π
the lowest level of certification you can get when dealing with computer technology. Hardly worth trying for.
You got your A+ cert? Why'd you waste your time! Get your engineering license, don't f around with A+!
20π 21π
Oh man! I forgot to do my (Insert important task)! Boy am I in knee deep!
35π 14π
1. A theoretical mechanical device which cannot exist in the 3rd dimension.
2. Actually it's a major typo I discovered in a warning label for a mouse trap; it said:
WARNING; Keep fingers away from bcitedend when setting the trap
That's a very dangerous bcitedend.
Keep fingers away from bcitedend when setting the trap