AFL

"AFL", known as "GayFL" and "AwFuL" is a pussy sport played by weaklings who all just don't have the guts to go into a real tackle, which happens all the time when you play Rugby League or Rugby Union.

"Not much points are scored!" the AFL fans say. Well, what I say in reply is this: "Exactly what makes AFL a pussy game. Points in AFL are so simple to get, whilst in League or Union, points are hard to get, which makes the game more challenging and entertaining."

AFL is so pussy, they reward players with points for simply kicking the ball through a wide post. It is impossible not to score at least once in each AFL game, which makes this game a sooky game. AFL is an embarrasment to Australia, along with Sydney railway company, CityRail.

If you want a real sport, try Rugby Union or Rugby League.

GayFL Fanboy: "Did you watch footy last night?"

NRL Fan: "Yeah. Did you see the Gold Coast Titans four point win over the Canterbury Bulldogs?"

GayFL Fanboy: "No. I meant AFL."

NRL Fan: "Oh... AFL... I don't watch that crap."

NRL fan then punches GayFL fanboy.

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