Rukshanning

Named after the "so-called journalist" Rukshan from Rural News.

It is the act of failing your original career path, before trying to apply your lack of talent to something else - especially if there there is a grift involved.

Larter: The Wedding photography gig isnt going well
Avi: yeah?
Larter: thinking of rukshanning it.
Avi: Sick, got a chopping board?

Sheed

That first greasy bowel movement on the morning after a heavy night drinking. The one that seems as if it is going to last forever and destroy the bowl; before that final glorious moment when it ends.

Named after a shit dribbling canberra cooker.

"man i thought that sheed would never end!"