ÇAKI

Wanking in Turkish slang.

"- Dün gece aradım aga niye açmadın?
-Çakılıyo'dum amınakoyyım."

"- I'd called you last night, why haven't you answered aga?
-For fuck's sake, I was wanking."

"ÇAKI hayat kurtarır"
"WANK saves lives."

TCFP

Too cute for porn. It is used to describe a porn actor which looks and acts amazingly cute. Yes, just like that girl from school but this one is doing porn.

A Friend: Why did you call me this time?
You (A normal guy) : This is the fifth time I'm telling you, stop looking into my search history and hunting down my favorite pornstars.
An Old Friend ( A really weird guy) : You have the best taste. Specially on that last one.
You (Crying) : Dude, she was the best tcfp girl and now you ruined it.