dead

Something that does not breath anymore.

*I think Jake Paul should be death*

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Fan #1: OMG HAVE YOU SEEN JAKE PAUL? I THINK HE IS DEAD
FAN #2: OMG HE IS DEAD!!!
RAPIST: Better rape him now.

wys

Slang for: Would you suck?

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Male: wys?
Female: What?
Male: would you suck?
Female: Jeez, not even a greating but sure.

Sociopath

Lorenzo,
A manipulative person who likes to observe people and use things against them.
He can be very nice, but only if he gets something out of it friendship.
Never trust a Lorenzo, you WILL regret it, a Lorenzo cannot trust himself.
A Lorenzo may also hide his own feelings as he constantly thinks he CANNOT trust anyone, you should ask what's going on in a caring manner, he may reveal some of his feelings, which later you can use against him.

Brit: I recently fucked up and did y.
Lorenzo: Oh, what was y?
Brit: ................
*2 months later*
Lorenzo shouting: LOL BRIT DID Y.
Brit: Lorenzo you're a real sociopath jeez.

Send Nukes

Horny Trump asking Kim Jong Un for nukes.

Trump Sexting Kim Jong Un: Send Nukes
Kim Jong Un: Wait a bit, they're cuming.

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