Engtalian

When your family is 4th generation Italian and knows a few Italian words, but doesn't understand at all how to form a sentence, so they just use English structure with Italian vocab?

Mia Nonna: Mangia your cena
Me: Grandma, stop speaking Engtalian

Totally Untubular

The polar opposite of totally tubular. When something is a major bummer

Friendo 1: Yooooo man, you wanna hang out at the beach this weekend?
Friendo 2: Nah man I've gotta study for finals
Friendo 1: That's Totally Untubular

USA

1: The best fucking country in the whole damn world

2: A chant in gaming to represent your #MLGnoscopeEagleFreedomSwag

1&2: John: USA! USA! USA!
Jack: Why are you doing that?
John: Because I'm wrecking these dudes right now

5👍 7👎

Dick Fit

Underwear or pants that are just large enough to fit your dick.

"eye, look at that boyo wearing dick fits, you can see his boner from here"

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