Bullies

People telling me I added things to urban dictionary that I didn't aka Johnny and Jamie

Those bullies keep telling me I added things to urban dictionary

Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.

"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"