clopper

Noun. A drunken female, screeching and cackling along the street with high heels scraping the pavement. Best spotted at the point of emerging a pub or club with other like-minded females. Strangely attractive to drunk males. Painfully repellant to any sober persons.

What is that god-awful noise? Oh, its just a clopper.

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clag

A collective and generalised term describing the "ladies" remaining in a nightclub at closing time that will go home with just about anybody. Believed to be of Lancastrian origin, possibly Bolton.

C'mon then, grab some clag and lets get off home.

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chummle

To eat vigourously and without regard for the opinion of others. South African origin.

You had better chummle that pie before Fatty McFatfuk gets back.