If a chick had a dick, shit all over her face, weighed 500 pounds, and had every STD known to man, I'd choose her over you, and add a bitch on that.
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When a guy gets blue balls and later has to talk about it to his friends, but doesn't want everyone to hear.
(in a public place)
Jeremy: Hey man, did you get laid by that bitch you took home last night?
Kevin: Code blue. Dumb cunt passed out.
Jeremy: Ouch!
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