passy outy

(Noun)

The feeling you get when you feel like you are going to pass out, kind of like when you are shaking in your boots; Weak in the knees like when your middle school heart throb passes you by walking down the street

Oh my god Brittney, did you just see that guy over there!? I think that is Adam Levine! Call the ambulance, I'm feeling passy outy

fallacidated

When your penis has reached zen and no matter how attractive the woman is, you will not pop any boners

Ron: Hey Joe, you check out that chick? She looks hot
Joe: Yes, she's mighty fine looking there Joe.
Ron: How come you ain't got no boner? She's fine! Look at that bootay
Joe: I'm quite alright Joe. My penis has reached full zen. My penis is fallacidated

myswell

to go with the flow. Term was given birth from the mishearing of the common phrase "Might as well". Was discovered and created with a group of friends and has grown to be used in everyday language. Origin of word: Central Indiana

Use 1: Do you want to go to the after party? It's already midnight. Response: Myswell, it's already late.
Use 2: Are you sure you want to date me? Myswell, I have nothing else to lose.