fallacidated

When your penis has reached zen and no matter how attractive the woman is, you will not pop any boners

Ron: Hey Joe, you check out that chick? She looks hot
Joe: Yes, she's mighty fine looking there Joe.
Ron: How come you ain't got no boner? She's fine! Look at that bootay
Joe: I'm quite alright Joe. My penis has reached full zen. My penis is fallacidated