vegan

A vegan is a person of higher superiority. When they walk or as some people notice glide a row of lush green vegetables will grow instantaneously in there wake. While they are very bitter on cruelty to animals, most actually enjoy the odd cock fight or running of the bulls. A recent online study has shown that 89% masturbate to animals being whipped or beaten in some way and use vegetables or leafy substitutes to help the orgasms intensify, this is generally why vegans use this diet as an escape goat for there nasty behaviors. They are obviously transcendence of a greater race. But over all if you do come across one of these interesting human beings, be weary as there utter depressive state will cause gastronomical health issues as in: vision loss, liver, heart or bladder failure, acute pain in the lower abdomen, imploding of brain and muscle spasms, intense vomiting followed by diarrhea and the worst of the bunch a flesh eating bacteria.
On all they are an interesting bunch and as they dont like animal cruelty, human beings are open season. you have been warned you better be prepared but most of all just stay the hell away from em!

Joe: Wow Janet do you see that vegan over there munching in the grass?..

Janet: NO NO NO JOE DON'T GET TO CLOSE! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE NEWS!!!

Joe: Arghhh I can't see! help me janet help me!

Janet: nah f*** that you're on yah own!! LEG IT!!

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