Juan Bellesito

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.

Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
“Who the fuck is that??”

French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.

Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.