A snek that hunts by snuggling prey before nomming. Is not venomous, therefore not a danger noodle. Large snuggleworm should not be left alone with babby, kitteh, or pupper.
Popular snuggleworms: Ball pythons, boa constrictor, Burmese python, corn snek, king snek.
That's a Texas rat snek. It's not a danger noodle, it's a snuggleworm!
Snuggleworms make better pets than danger noodles.
Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"
A cat in the last stages of pregnancy, so that she looks like a watermelon with legs and whiskers.
She's got to be having her kittens soon; she's a total catermelon!
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Said sarcastically: An insult for someone who has just made an embarrassing mistake or done something stupid, and thus proven themselves to be far from an actual genius. Tends to refer to a lack of common sense rather than a lack of academic smarts, and thus can be applied to people who are geniuses by IQ but not by street-smarts.
"Hey, genius, you're supposed to WEAR the condom, not EAT it!"
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A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".
My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!
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