lumpy elephant dung

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89

Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.

Jartin Sackwood

The correct ship name for Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives.

Person 1: Dude, stop being a nerd and looking at fanart. Who even is that?

Person 2: It’s Jartin Sackwood!!! :D
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Person 1: I love jmart.

Person 2: Erm, actually it’s called Jartin Sackwood

Jartin’

When you’re fartin’ an you think about Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives

Dude, I was being a nerd and looking at Jmart fanart and I had a lot of dairy earlier, so I just started jartin’