The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!
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A quick way of saying 'stupid bitch'.
What the hell is that stubitch doing?
What a stubitch.
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a mix between both 'sweetness' and 'sweet as' = 'sweetnas'
JJB: Hey getting with that chick was fucken sweetnas!
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zorse: a cross between a zebra and a horse
z(ebra) + (h)orse
wow, that zorse has stripes, yet looks suprisingly like a horse! Fully sick!
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The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.
JJB: I've been doing pelvic exams all day. That's some nasty nasty puss.
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to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.
Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!
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Name used for a guy that's strong and dynamic.
(The apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone's heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic).
Wow - have you met Dan? He's so Apex Beat.
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