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not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

by ApexB September 12, 2005

115πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Stubitch

A quick way of saying 'stupid bitch'.

What the hell is that stubitch doing?
What a stubitch.

by ApexB September 29, 2005

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sweetnas

a mix between both 'sweetness' and 'sweet as' = 'sweetnas'

JJB: Hey getting with that chick was fucken sweetnas!

by ApexB September 30, 2005

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


zorse

zorse: a cross between a zebra and a horse
z(ebra) + (h)orse

wow, that zorse has stripes, yet looks suprisingly like a horse! Fully sick!

by ApexB September 12, 2005

28πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


nasty nasty puss

The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.

JJB: I've been doing pelvic exams all day. That's some nasty nasty puss.

by ApexB September 12, 2005

29πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


do a Josh

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.

Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!

by ApexB October 4, 2005

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Apex Beat

Name used for a guy that's strong and dynamic.
(The apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone's heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic).

Wow - have you met Dan? He's so Apex Beat.

by ApexB September 13, 2005

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž