tarzan

To "do a tarzan" means to masturbate.

Damn that bitch is hot! I gotta go do a Tarzan, I can't think staight!

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blowbo

A blowjob from a hobo. According to Penny Arcade, usually available outside 7-11s late at night.

Hey, homeless person! Here's five bucks for a blowbo, cm'ere!

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towie

Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.

Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.

Dude you're allways high, you're such a towie.

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fingerbang

The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.

Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*

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dia psalma

A swedish punk/metal band with folk influences that no one outside of Sweden has ever heard of, and that too few people even in Sweden know about. Which is a shame because they are one of the BEST BANDS THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!

Guy1: "What are you listening to?"
Guy2: "Dia Psalma!"
Guy1: "Who?!"
*Guy2 to punches Guy1 in the face and kicks him in the balls*
Guy2: "YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO HEAR THEIR NAME BEING MENTIONED YOU QUEERBAIT!!!"

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towel

A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.

Sometimes towie is used instead.

McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."

Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."

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nerdcuddle

Discussing nerdy topics just after engaging in them with the person(s) one engaged in them with, for example discussing a sci-fi movie one has just watched or a game or Warhammer 40K one has just played.
Just like regular people cuddle after sex, nerds (who traditionally don't have sex) discuss after their equalent of sex (games and sci-fi).

Nerd 1: "That sure was an exciting game of Warhammer! Do you wish to nerdcuddle now?"
Nerd 2: "Dude I told you to stop calling it that..."

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