Bam

Universial verb that can be used for everything, much like the word "smurf" in the Smurf universe.
For example: 'Bam it in there' instead of 'put it in there'.
'Bam it to me' instead of 'give it to me' or
'I totally bammed her last night!' instead of, well you know.

Often "being bammed" is used to mean that someone has been beaten or mastered in or at someting.

Can also be mean success, or that one has completed a task or part of a task in a satisfactory manner or that one is pleased with the way things are proceeding.

In the latter case, sometimes "z" or "zu" is put infront of it to make it sound more cool, as in "z'BAM!" or "zu'BAM!"
This is sometimes taken to the extreme with a "zu'BAM-eti-BAM!!" (in which case one often also pretends to shoot at things with ones fingers, called a fingerbang)

Ex 1) I stayed up and studied for hours last night, I'm sure I'm gonna bam that final!

Ex 2a) BAM! A+! Who tha man?

Ex 2b) I asked that cute waitress out and she said yes. Zu'Bam!

Ex 2c) Last night I had sex with her and her sister at once! Z'BAM-eti-BAM, I'm a living GOD!"

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nerdsex

Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.

I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!

Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"

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nerdporn

Science fiction. Stems from the fact that most nerds crave science fiction as much as most other people crave sex. Related to nerdsex. However, unlike that word it's not the nerd equalent of porn as nerds watch regular porn.

Nerd 1: "Wanna watch some nerdporn?"
Nerd 2: "Only if we can discuss every detail of it for hours afterwards!"

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