Orage

Wow, you somehow found your way here dumbass! Time for your internet privileges to die.

No: Hey man can you get me an orage?
Name: Did you really just misspell orange?
No: *reaches over to wipe forehead*
Name: *Slaps hand away* Don't you fucking dare touch my forehead. Anyway, how did you misspell orange? We're talking in real life.
No: I hate autocorrect.