LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+

The name of LGBTQ+ in 2 years.
Hire a alphabetical protection guard now and protect your favourite letter from the letter mafia it'll stop them from joining the T's in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+!

If they join the T's in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+ they might become depressed from zoom calls! (look it up some say they got depressed because they had to look at themselves!)

Yo! Do you support the LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+? Says Jeff
No I don't? Says Chad
Why? Says Jeff
because the P in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+ stands for Pedosexual Says Chad
LET PEOPLE WHO THEY FUCKING WANT TO BE!!!!!! says Jeff, offended.

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Disctatorship

When a discord server owner enforces 100 rules that basically remove free speech.
It's a dictatorship but for a megalomaniac discord server owner that thinks that she/he are in power.

Jack : "I disagree with your statement."
Disctator : "Rules."
Jack : "My opinion..?"
Disctator : "Bruh, RULES."
Jack : "Stop acting like a this is a disctatorship."

Genghisian

A desire to want as much as possible, to have it all.

Historian : Napoleon had a Genghisian Ambition
student : yes i agree.

Istanbul, No Constantinople

Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul

Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!

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Cum-Oath

A Cum-Oath is like a Blood Oath expect it's a lot more extreme and important.
You would perform a Cum-Oath not when entering a marriage but before your death or when you're going off to war to die.

The Cum-Oath is performed by removing one fourth of one of your balls and sacrificing it to the Cum God and saying "I fucked a fairy in half."

You break the Cum-Oath by not believing in the power of cum, or not cuming daily.

It's time, I'm going off to war, I'll die here, It's time to perform a Cum-Oath. Said Micheal
A what...? Said John
Fool, you do not believe in the power of cum. Said Micheal

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July 5th

Being born on the 5th of july means you are most likely tall, a cancer, and will probably be disciplined and strong minded.

It pretty much means that if you set a goal for yourself you will eventually accomplish it, EVENTUALLY, it might take you a year, even two or three. Although in the end you will be disciplined enough to achieve your goal no matter how hard it is.

Joe: When's your birthday lad?
Jack: July 5th
Joe: ah thats amazin, great day really.
Jack: thanks mate.

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A Double Mouble Twistttre 9000 (Deep Level 4)

The letter A, it describes the way you can start a sentence.
The Double part means that it is done twice at double its normal speed.
The Mouble the way somebody gargle in enjoyment.
Twisttre the meaning behind this word means the somebody did a extreme Chinese burn on something.
And Finally 9000 meaning that is has the power of 9000 thots.

Oh and we cant forget the Deep Level which describes how deep it goes,
Deep Level 1 would be just the tip.
Deep Level 2 Would be the Nob.
Deep Level 3 Would be a bit of the shaft.
Deep Level 4 Would be Balls Deep. (Favourite Choice.)
Deep Level 4 Would be the Whole Dick gets consumed.

As Chad Appeared in the Double Mouble Twisttre shop, he asked Thot 2.3 for a Double Mouble Twistttre 9000 (Deep Level 4).