american dick

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The american dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.

Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL

White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...

American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.

Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.

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