Rassem

Rassem:
Known to be Intelligent yet stupid at the same time. He is like an oracle. Knows what you want, but it is very difficult to get the answers out of him. He is the most annoying and funniest people you will meet. He connects with you very quickly. He has a way of adapting to social changes around him.
However, he has always been a bit lonely. Like a goblin with no one to show his hoard to. He just wants to share something with you, something important.

So, next time you are with a Rassem; ask about his story. He will tell you for sure.

Joseph: "Hey idiot, how was your day? Awful I hope."
Tina: "Wow, that was a very Rassem-like greeting. I am doing great you coconut."
Joseph: *laughs*