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Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look itâs Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. Iâm gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : thatâs not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. Youâre a boomer.
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Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look itâs Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. Iâm gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : thatâs not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. Youâre a boomer.
God themself. Trust Le Monke with your life. They are good and glory. Le Monke has massive freakin lips and Iâm not complaining
Le Monke stared down with his knowing eyes.
Uh oh stinky, he whispered soothingly.
Y/n blinked back with fascination. Soon you fell into a deep sleep as he sang those glorious words to you.
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