cunt in men's clothing

There are 2 definitions:

1. A man who acts like "a woman" by demonstrating typically female characteristics.
2. A woman (i.e., a lesbian) who dresses like a man.

Elgin was acting so passive-aggressive and manipulative, he was being a real cunt in men's clothing.
Betty, the bull dyke, just stepped out of the Men's Wearhouse in a new wool suit, looking just like a cunt in men's clothing.

50👍 15👎

Clam Pull

An event in which two women, usually lesbians, bump clams until they work up so much suction - like a couple of sucking blowfish - that it produces as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.

During a Sunday Clam Pull, Marlene and Sally bumped clams until they got stuck so bad it produced as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.

32👍 12👎

Manita Quebrada

Literally a "little broken hand" referring to a limp-wristed man or male homosexual.

Marvin flamboyantly walked around like a limp-wristed manita quebrada.

17👍 6👎

bundeskork

A German tampon or disposable cotton plug designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of blood.

Ennis was having an unusually heavy period. Fortunately, she had a generous supply of industrial strength bundeskork.

9👍 1👎

fucking shit

1. A common phrase in the Phillipines.
2. A common form of intercourse in the Phillipines - which is why they say it a lot - in which a woman positions her cunt in front another's asshole which in turn shits into her cunt.

1. You, fucking shit. Why don't you wait 2 weeks like everyone else before invoicing me.
2. Two Filipino girls were lying on their sides on the floor with their vaginas pointed at the other's anus just fucking shit.

65👍 65👎