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Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020


Buttberty

The point in puberty where the butt changes from a child's butt to a more shapely one.

I wasn't until Piper came out in her bicycle shorts that everyone noticed that she was going through buttberty.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020


Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020


Amputasty

(of an amputee) sexy and beautiful.

Her missing leg made me a little uncomfortable at first but as I spent time with her I realised there was a whole amazing person underneath there and an amputasty one at that!

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020


Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.

Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020


Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020


Loliocracy

The rule of cute little girls.

In a loliocracy there would be subsidized candy stores and no age of consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

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