Cleavageless cleavage

When a significant amount (bit not all) of the female chest is exposed including the sides of each breast but where they are not pushed together like in the traditional vision of a cleavage.

For a brief time in the late '10s there was a trend of the more petite celebrities showing off their cleavageless cleavage.

Squaresome

A foursome in which everyone only makes contact with two other members.

This is typically how thing work when two straight couples do it.

Though he missed the threesomes of his youth, the squaresomes he had with his wife and their neighbours were always satisfying.

Your sister's cleavage

That thing you try to not look at but a part of you can't look away.

You think you're the only one haunted late at night by your sister's cleavage?

Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.

I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.

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Position 669

When two people 69 while a third does one of them up the ass.

I was spooning with Raven when Jessie came in and we did position 669.

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Kidultery

Adultery committed with a much younger person.

The occasional session of kidultery on both sides kept them happily married and neither ever found out.

Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.

Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.