Akira

A music loving, dog petting, Mac n cheese eating alien. Comes from the planet Milobana 273 and is always missing their antennae. To find an Akira, or summon one, leave an offering of pretty crystals, neat knickknacks, and kandi under the sun, maybe with a cold glass of lemonade - this will summon their energy and keep you safe and protected. To know if an Akira is helping you, look out for the words “smile”, “squishy”, “scromble”, “blongus” (blongy as well), and “Meraki”. It’s also said that they enjoy poetry and crafts, so do with that what you will.

Person A: “Today, I saw an Akira at the movie theater. They were wearing so much jewelry!”

Person B: “yeah, did you see their backpack? I don’t know how they keep so many enamel pins and keychains on that thing.”

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Milobana-273

A red and maroon planet found in the galaxy “Alefia” also known as 3972 Alef B. This planet has not yet been discovered by earth inhabitants. The wildlife is very diverse, with beautiful enchanted forests, quaint villages, marble white sand beaches with purple water, and one of the most advanced scientific branches in Alefia. Those who live here are called Milobanians. (in Milobanian slang - “Miban”.)Milobanian culture can be compared to a blend of East Asian, Hispanic, and North African practices. Holidays are celebrated with beautifully lit streets, upbeat music, delicious foods, and plenty of bright colored formal clothing.

Miban: “Kölianę, Earth Inhabitants! We come from the beautiful planet Milobana-273!”

Human: “Hello there, Friend!”

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