Max and Chillax

Formerly "HBO Max and Chillax", it's the new Netflix and Chill; new way to say you wanna fuck.

Matt: Hey bae, why don't we Max and Chillax this Friday night?

Jen: "Max and Chillax"? Nobody's gonna use that!

Matt: ...You're right, too fresh.

Jen: Didn't say "no", tho~ *Brought out a box of condoms*

Pangus

Another word for 'penis', like angus for 'anus'.

Person: Hey, bitch. How about you jack off my pangus for some pizza? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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