swamp chair

"Swamp chair" rises from the depths of "swamp ass" to create an almost tangible and somehow palatable stench, remniscent of chode, sweat, and fears, which embeds itself into the soul of your standard issue office chair.

Yo Angel, smelled your seat the other day. Smelled a lot like swamp chair. / We thought we were rid of the office stench but then Angel birthed a swamp chair and now we yearn for the days of reheated fish tacos.

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Slaps

Cheap sandals or flip flops. Based on the sound of said footwear slapping against one’s feet when walking.

She showed up for dinner in slaps and shorts.

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jay-z

Decent rapper. Very overrated by the media. Made two great albums (Reasonable Doubt and the Black Album, and no, I don't consider Blueprint a great album, due to the fact that more than 2/3rds of the lyrics aren't even his), but aside from that, can't see why anybody would put him above Nas, Big L, Rakim, Big Pun, GZA, ect. Also got wrecked by Nas. Anyone who says otherwise is deluding themselves, even Jay-Z admitted he got ate.

Eh. Jay-Z is okay.

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The farts

A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).

I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.

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