yearn

to long for, to crave

I yearn. I sit home, and I yearn. Have you ever yearned?

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yearning

A heartfelt and painful longing for something or someone.

Her yearning for her dead husband brought her to the verge of tears.

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lovers yearning

A longing between two people in love with each other. The overwhelming urge to hear, touch, or see one another. An emotional and/or physical desire to be with the one you love.

She exhibits a lovers yearning towards him.
He and she have a lovers yearning for each other.

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Lesbian yearning

Is when a lesbian craves a girl so deeply that she would do anything for her

Ex: Ellie Chu is lesbian yearning for Aster Flores
Go watch #TheHalfOfIt on netflix

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urn yearning

An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.

If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.

Jones: Why are you clearing your desk?
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your coffee poindexter.

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Suburban Yearning

A black person's sexual attraction to a nerdy white person. Reverse Jungle Fever.

Tyrone: Where Jamal at?

Jerome: The library.

a pause

Jerome: He be lookin' for some booty.

Tyrone: ahh, Brother's got the Suburban Yearning

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cinematic yearning

The need to know what's happening in a movie before it happens

Jill: "what is happening...... I don't understand what's going on..... What is he doing....???"

Jack: "wait fifteen minutes and you will find out.... I don't even know what's happening..... Your cinematic yearning name is driving me crazy"