Ghost Ninja

Ghost Ninja; to randomly disappear on your friends while out and about.

Where is James? I checked everywhere, no clue. He must have hit us with the ghost ninja. Again, he was just next to me, man he is slick.

Sorry guys I had to Ghost Ninja last night I had this girl I couldn't be seen with, but couldn't pass on either.

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blackout breakthrough

After a good night of binge drinking, in which you blackout, there comes a moment of clarity the next day, where you are finally able to recant on the previous nights shenanigans.

ArJay, "Damn Jimmy I was soo hammered last night I just remembered that Bobby got Iced by a fifty year old lady!"

Jimmy, "I totally forgot about that one too. Great blackout breakthrough"

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total score over average

When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."

Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!