Hate massage

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.

I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!

Assplosion

Unfortunate occurrence in which your butt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn't agree with you. It often interferes with your daily life. Usually followed by burning A-hole.

If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.

Traci ate a chicago style pizza at lunch and came back to work with an assplosion

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