Walking the Pokemon

1. Taking your Pokemon for a walk in its Pokewalker
2. Synonymous for masturbation

There is a new device with Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver that lets you take your Pokemon with you walking, known as the Pokewalker. It features a lot of Pokemon not found within the games themselves that you can catch, but you have to walk a lot in order to unlock some of the locations. In order to cheat the system, i.e. not walk every where, you have to simulate the walking motion with an analogous motion. Some people hold it in their hand and move their hands up and down in a straight motion, which if observed without noticing the Pokewalker in one's hand, looks quite a bit like a hand gesture for masturbation.

A: In between calls at work, I like walking the Pokemon. Now if you excuse me, I need to go masturbate.

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Spitty

Synonymous with the word drunk, it is used in it's place as drunk people tend to be belligerent and not only are lippy, they even generally spittle a little more as they talk.

I'ma get me a couple more beers 'cause I'm getting good n spitty! WOOOOOOO!!

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schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

ductborg

To mend an existing object using duct tape unconventionally.

I was walking and a tree caught my backpack and ripped a hole. I can't afford a new one so I decided to ductborg it.

Pooparie

The combined scents of air freshner and anything that has been mustered up in the bathroom, which leaves a lingering, "intoxicating" scent.

I nearly choked to death on that pooparie when those three "lunchtime regulars" stepped out. Pheeeeeww!