dorphed

To have an exercise-induced endorphin high. Commonly known as a runner's high

Nicole: "I just ran like 50 laps. I feel unstoppable!"
Rusty: "You dorphed, bro?"
Nicole: "I'm dorphed out of my fucking mind, dude!"
Rusty: "Keep it up, champ!"

taco nap

When you take a nap on your bed, but instead of going under the covers, you pull your comforter over your body, thus making a taco.

Joe: Did you just take a nap in my bed!? I just washed those sheets!
Dave: Relax, it was only a taco nap.

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Sexican standoff

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.

The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.

insurance cookie

a cookie you grab early in the morning before work or school because you know they will all be gone when you get home.

Fred: "John, come on! We're gonna be late for work!"
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."

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pre-med hermione

Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.

Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."

Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""

Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."

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I try

A more sophisticated way of saying: "Yea, I'm the shit."

Girl: "Wow! You're a good dancer"
Boy: "Yea, I try"

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brosophila

a bro that's real fly; a play on the scientific name of the fruit fly, drosophila melanogaster

Bro 1: Whas up bromosome?
Bro 2: Nothin much brosophila

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