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Pickle

A guy turned himself into one and it was the funniest shit I've ever seen

"I turned myself into a pickle Morty, I'm Pickle Rick!"

by Archimedes4047 November 17, 2023


Pickle

A guy turned himself into a pickle, it was the funniest shit I've ever seen

"I turned myself into a pickle Morty, I'm Pickle Rick

by Archimedes4047 November 17, 2023


Serufu Yua

Serufu Yua is one of the main characters from the anime "Do It Yourself!!", she is a clumsy girl with a friend with the nickname "Purin", the didn't go to the same school during High-school thanks to them being accepted into different schools

Person 1: "I fucking love Serufu Yua from 'Do It Yourself!!'"

by Archimedes4047 January 30, 2025


Albuquerque

It doesn't exist and people who claim to be from there are aliens.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"

Person 2: "Albuquerque."

Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"

Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."

by Archimedes4047 November 20, 2023


Albuquerque

A song by "Weird Al" Yankovic published to his album "Running With Scissors" on 1999, it is 11:23

Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah...

by Archimedes4047 November 17, 2023


Record baby

It is a baby (that isn't alive) that can work like a vinyl record that plays the sound of a baby screaming, not a screaming baby spinning on top of a record.

Person 1: "Oh, did you get the newly released 'Record baby'?"

Person 2 "Yes, yes I did"

by Archimedes4047 February 2, 2025


Do It Yourself!!

“Do It Yourself!!” is a Japanese anime released in 2022 about a girl named Serufu Yua (referred

to as “Yua Serufu”) going to a different all-girls high school than her friend Miku Suride (called

“Purin” most of the time) and having to make new friends. Serufu is a clumsy person and always
gets herself hurt in some way. Serufu decides to join the DIY Club at her school after

overhearing about it from the club leader, a third-year student named Rei Yasaku and a staff member at the school talk about it. The anime also has a Live Action adaptation and manga

Person 1: "What's your favorite anime"

Person 2: "'Do It Yourself!!'"

Person 1: "What About your favorite book?"

Person 2: "'Do It Yourself!!'"

Person 1: "And how about favorite live action adaptation?"

Person 2: "'Do It Yourself!!'"

by Archimedes4047 January 31, 2025